![]() ![]() THEY'RE JUST HUMANS! NO CIRCUITS TO SPEAK OF. MISS THEM? YOU GUYS ARE NOT TO BE BELIEVED. HOW COME THE MASTER ONLY TAKES YOU OUT EVERY APRIL 14th? TAX TIME! I LIVE FOR IT! BLANKY, WHAT'S THE MATTER? WHEN ARE THE MASTER AND MISTRESS COMING HOME? I MISS THEM. WHAT DID YOU SAY? I SAID, "NONE OF US NEEDS A HEARING AID"! AS THEY SAY IN THE OLD COUNTRY, A HINT I CAN TAKE. THANK GOODNESS! BUT FOR THE LIFE OF ME I CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT HE'S GOOD FOR. WHY ELSE WOULD THEY KEEP CHANGING MY BATTERY? I STILL CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHY THEY DIDN'T TOSS HIM IN THE OL' TRASHEROO WHEN THEY MOVED IN. THE MISTRESS AND THE MASTER MUST LIKE HIM. I THINK HE GOT A NEW-MODEL HEARING AID JUST BEFORE HE MOVED AWAY. HE USED TO BELONG TO SOME SMARTY-PANTS GUY. ![]() AH, YOU WERE SAYING THAT HEARING AID HAS BEEN HERE A LONG TIME? YEAH. HE WAS IN THE JUNK DRAWER WHEN WE MOVED IN, REMEMBER? A FORMER OWNER OF THE HOUSE MUST HAVE LEFT HIM THERE. WHY, BACK IN THE OLD COUNTRY- HERE HE GOES WITH THE BLUE DANUBE AND THE WIENER SCHNITZEL AGAIN. ![]() ♪ I LIKE BREAD AND BUTTER WAH-WAH-DOO-DAH DAY ♪ ♪ A SCOTTY WOTTY DOO-DAH DAY, YEAH ♪ PREPARE A EULOGY. ♪ NO MORE BREAD AND BUTTER ♪ - ♪ NO MORE TOAST AND JAM ♪ - ♪ NO MORE BREAD AND BUTTER NO MORE TOAST AND JAM ♪ ♪ NO MORE BREAD AND BUTTER NO MORE TOAST AND JAM ♪ ♪ OH, IT'S THE LITTLE PEST FROM THE JUNK DRAWER. HOW 'BOUT SOME RAP? - THEY DON'T CALL THEM "GOLDEN OLDIES" FOR NOTHIN'. ♪ ♪ HE LIKES BREAD AND BUTTER ♪ ♪ HE LIKES TOAST AND JAM ♪ YEAH! I LOVE THIS SONG! WELL, COME OVER HERE, TWIST MY DIAL AND PUMP UP THE VOLUME! WHEE! ♪ HE LIKES BREAD AND BUTTER ♪ ♪ YOU KNOW, THERE HAVE BEEN SOME GOOD SONGS WRITTEN IN THE LAST 20 YEARS. ![]() THIS FIRST ONE'S GOING OUT TO OUR CHROME-PLATED CRONY WITH A BIG HEART FULL OF CRUMBS. ![]()
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